Ajax’s natural talent for poetry makes him popular. Duckman gets him signed to a contract for a job creating greeting cards, but Ajax isn’t happy with his new occupation.

Duckman is kidnapped by an irate viewer who doesn’t like the lack of morals portrayed on his television show.

Duckman, in search of his free clock radio, takes the family out to the desert. They wind up in a small town where “”King”” Chicken is the sheriff and Duckman…

As the disclaimer says at the beginning this episode is full “”of heavy handed and over-obvious allegory,”” when for some children, Duckman and Cornfed search for what has become of…

The family goes to a new age fair and at one of the booths, Duckman meets his mother who’s been reincarnated as a “”highly infectious germ””. He learns that if…

The son Cornfed never knew he had arrives at the office and Cornfed travels back to Vietnam to find the mother and the truth. Duckman takes his family along on…

While trying to grab a couple of women in the ass, Duckman saves the president’s life. When this fact is later revealed, Duckman tries to capitalize on his sleazy image.

Bernice returns home with news that she is getting married to a self-made billionaire who plans to take her and the kids away with him to Europe, leaving Duckman alone.

Duckman & Cornfed go undercover into an exclusive celebrity-filled health spa to investigate one of the support groups.

On Christmas Eve, Tim and Al get stuck at the airport on the way to Binford’s winter festival. Ilene makes Al choose between her and his mother. Tim and the…

Jill gets an A on her psychology paper and starts dispensing psychiatric advice. Unfortunately, this leads to marital problems for Randy’s girlfriend’s parents.

Brad throws a Halloween party for his new friends at school while Tim, Jill, Al, and Ilene attend a cable awards show. The Tool Time cast hopes to win an…

Tim gets “the look” from Jill after spending $4,000 on season tickets for the Detroit Pistons.

Tim turns the basement into Randy’s new room so that Randy doesn’t have to share a room with Mark.

Jill plans on having a romantic evening with Tim when they go to Chicago, but Tim’s business meeting takes all day.

Jill, Wilson, and Al are angry when Tim gets an honorary Ph.D.

When Tim’s mother returns, she begins dating Mr. Leonard, Tim’s old shop teacher, and doesn’t want to spend time with Tim.

At Jill’s cousin’s wedding, Tim tries to squeeze in sports for him in the boys. After Jill gets tired of writing her speech for the wedding, she decides to go…

Bud Harper, Tim’s new boss, wants to replace Al because younger viewers don’t like him. Meanwhile, Brad gets detention on the first day of school and additional detention for misbehaving…

After Tim becomes threatened by one of Jill’s classmates, he joins her book club.

Tim invites everyone over to the house for Jill’s surprise birthday party, but Jill is off looking for her childhood piano.

Despite Jill’s advice, Tim stays up all night watching Tool Time tapes because of his upset stomach from eating too much Polish food.

Despite Jill’s advice, Tim stays up all night watching Tool Time tapes because of his upset stomach from eating too much Polish food.

Carrie, Jill’s sister, comes to observe Jill’s life to see if she would like to get married. Marty, Tim’s brother, moves to Detroit.

Al tells Tim and Jill that one of their boys may have stolen a pocket knife. They don’t believe their boys would steal, but they find the knife in Mark’s…

Jill hooks Wilson up for his first date in twenty years and Tim gives him advice.

Tim and Al scalp tickets to a hockey game when Tim can’t go, but they get arrested and Jill and Ilene come to bail them out. Meanwhile, Mark paper maches…

After Brad takes a paper route, he has trouble getting up and doing homework but doesn’t want to quit because it will disappoint Tim.

Tim decides to sell his hot rod and buys one to rebuild. Meanwhile, Jill takes Randy shopping for clothes and he is afraid that Jill will embarass him in front…

Tim has a Super Bowl party for his friends while Jill is sick with the flu.

When Al is published as one of Detroit’s “”Most Elligible Bachelor”” in a magazine, women begin flocking all over him and he starts to ignore Ilene. Mark has to write…

At Randy’s party, Tim’s overpolished dance floor causes Michelle, Randy’s girlfriend, to sprain her ankle.

Benny, Tim’s friend, moves into his aunt’s house while she’s away. But a gas leak causes the house to blow up and Benny must stay with the Taylors.

When Marty and Nancy are staying with the Taylors, Tim walks in on Nancy in the shower, thinking she is Jill. Meanwhile, Randy goes to a barmitzmah and must come…

Tim insults Jill on Tool Time, ruins dinner, and drops her ring down the furnace.

Carrie, Jill’s sister, comes to observe Jill’s life to see if she would like to get married. Marty, Tim’s brother, moves to Detroit.

Al tells Tim and Jill that one of their boys may have stolen a pocket knife. They don’t believe their boys would steal, but they find the knife in Mark’s…

Jill hooks Wilson up for his first date in twenty years and Tim gives him advice.

Tim insults Jill on Tool Time, ruins dinner, and drops her ring down the furnace.

Tim and Al scalp tickets to a hockey game when Tim can’t go, but they get arrested and Jill and Ilene come to bail them out. Meanwhile, Mark paper maches…